Saturday, December 03, 2005

you're beautiful, it's true, don't know what to do because i'll never be with you

funny things i heard while watching snl tonight:

"let's do it, i'm a cashew"

"yes, i used 'rock n' roll' quotes"

"through good times and bad. lettuce"

"my nose is a carrot"

"steaming pile of bull crazy"

tonight at dinner as i was chewing my cheese stuffed chicken that i made for dinner, i realized that the meat i was munching used to be a live critter that ran around and eats and craps. yes, odd thing to be thinking while eating dinner. so i spit out my food and give lincoln my remainders. its not like i am wanting to be a vegetarian or anything like that, but chicken creeps me out. especially whole ones. they sure come out nice in a crockpot with some onions and chicken broth but a whole chicken... yuck.

i made some sweet twice baked tatoes. and drank a bottle of wine. then kareoke'd. by myself.

damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

1 comment:

Sometimes life's biggest blessings come in the smallest packages... said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing!!!!