funny things i heard while watching snl tonight:
"let's do it, i'm a cashew"
"yes, i used 'rock n' roll' quotes"
"through good times and bad. lettuce"
"my nose is a carrot"
"steaming pile of bull crazy"
tonight at dinner as i was chewing my cheese stuffed chicken that i made for dinner, i realized that the meat i was munching used to be a live critter that ran around and eats and craps. yes, odd thing to be thinking while eating dinner. so i spit out my food and give lincoln my remainders. its not like i am wanting to be a vegetarian or anything like that, but chicken creeps me out. especially whole ones. they sure come out nice in a crockpot with some onions and chicken broth but a whole chicken... yuck.
i made some sweet twice baked tatoes. and drank a bottle of wine. then kareoke'd. by myself.
damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
1 comment:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing!!!!
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